
Why hello. I couldn't help but notice you there in my bedroom closet. What are you, 7'2"?
As of right now, I'm down but not out in my first round match up against TheGoldfishCowboy, one of the writers over at A Homewrecker is a Burrito. According to the site's main header, he roots for the Tennessee Volunteers, the Detroit Tigers, and the Cincinatti Bengals... thereby making him an official fan of crime.

Look at him. Using the memory of a dead horse to try to curry favor with the voters. For shame.
Anyway, dear readers, we simply cannot allow ThisGoldfishCowboy to advance to his inevitable fate of getting blown away by Dan Shanoff's "Robin Williams-esque" armhair (unsurprisingly not pictured in his entry... oh wait, here it is).
Take a couple minutes out of your day and go vote for Grimey (I'm the 19-seed!). And hey, get a bunch of your Latino friends to vote for me too. They'll do what you tell them to, right Sheff?
Oh, almost forgot... thanks to Jay Busbee of Sports Gone South for whipping up some support for the cause. Otherwise I'd probably be getting smacked around like Mark Redman right now.

1 comments:
Cincinnati
also, the BobWicket is referencing a Cheaters episode, circa 2005 i believe...
best of luck
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